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Call me the alpha ask about alcoholic author alka seltzer's awesome after annihilating ales my awkward attitudes appalling

I’m addicted to adding to the average actors I've turned to ash with an assassin's actions, actually going all in

Balling – beating basic bredrins that are boring bars is blasting far surpassing bastards then basking in the glory bartering for bling tryna build their buzz off bought beef’s

Corny calling out cack cats is my calling when wrecking all ya crew it's 'the many not the few' call me Corbyn caution ‘caustic talk is coursing through my recordings cornered caught cliques cautioned, course critics call this tight like a corset

Go door to door to demonstrate a new day is dawning a when I didn't find digesting a dictionary daunting, I was described as a deity by Dawkins and dudes that read The God Delusion definitely don’t doubt that’s an

Endorsement I’m Ed or EP an emcee who can edit your endorphins every time entertaining every entrant to the venue with an epic effervescent stage presence that is awesome cos I'm endlessly putting in effort like a

Foursome forlorn foolish rappers thought I haven't fought for this forced 'em to acknowledge the fire I was forged in, fools front fine with all the failures they flaunted show 'em the same fury I'd show Farage cos hes a fraudulent little foreskin. Only a few references like that, fair warning, mostly feasting on wack rappers like

Gourmand ya gonna be gawking at the gore as I graze at a course in a kitchen more hellish than Gordon's gradually gained growth by grabbing mics and recording

Hordes of haunted raps that sting like hornets 'low these poor pricks with a stage presence like Horlicks, have to hurry you off hittin up ya stage like the hooves of horses

I imagine I'll be ill as idiots having unprotected intercourse with whores is, intergalactic idiomatic individual isn't indisposed to injuring your

Jaw swift jaundiced view of life like Janis Joplin jaded when judging joke JME and Jammer imitators makin fakers scared of biting like Jaws did

Crown me the king call my courtiers, making knowledge rain supreme I should call Kris 'cos these clowns can't get near the bars and make Kim Kardashian seem like Kant or Kierkegarrd

Long to lickin arse I'm living large so the hard liquor harms my liver fast, like luxury 'low livin in a Lidl class

Made a master plan to make a mask, some miniature missiles and melt some prison bars will be minted fast when the Royal Mint is ours. I'm an alien missing mars mimicking the mind of great men from the distant past maybe I'm Montaigne, Machiavelli, Milton, Malebranche

For now I need to note nasty bars nasty as nasty Nas’s

Oh you ordered original often on target shit optimal option a harder hit than in the octogan rifting like Oculus, rifting like me 'cos I'm

Pissed off at the populace the preposterous politics who posited Boris as an answer to our problems shit probably he's properly pissing on his promises to the population and his forgotten kid

I'm querying not quarelling way to sick for quarantine offering lots of schemes quality and quantity a quantum being in the highest quartile of quants, quick with the quill give ya quotables to quaff leaving quaking quaint flops ducking like they working out their quads

Rock the mic with red hot renowned raps ravenous when it comes to reading raw rhymes at raves a reputation as a reprobate the rapscalilion you cant replicate ripping rappers like

Sellotape sent to the stage setting straight shit spitters saying I'm only semi-great they sound the same like shapes

That tesselate tepid tame twats testing get Tekken rage when I take on 10 a day

Unimpressed when putting dumber heads under the lens, unleash the unlimited unimprovable text unless it goes universal it will be unfair vexed

Very violently vandalise your vehicle to make you aware turn up the volume on the vernacular sometimes vulgar verbs in verses

Whacking ya whackier ya waste man waffling on wax won't work so wrap it up

X marks the spot of where I magic up tighter flows rhyme over xylophones rhymes in my x chromosome exposing xenophobes like x-rays

Yes you may listen to me yammering on beats named yeats in my youth and Yahweh yesterday you yes men yonder watch me rise like yeast when the speech yields zealous praise

Way to zen for zealots zig zagging zeroes I'm at the zenith mate taking in the view from Zion sipping zinfandel to celebrate an animal in the zone zipping past zebras in the zoo like I lost my A-Z today

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released September 14, 2020

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